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Halloween Jokes That Will Rattle Your Bones



1. What do you get when a skeleton crosses paths with a python?

A: A rattle-snake!


2. What do you call a group of witches that live in the same haunted house?

A: Broom-mates!


3. What did the werewolf say when he accidently sat on some sandpaper?

A: Ruff! Ruff!


4. Why are vampires always found without friends?

A: Because they are pains in the neck!


5. Where do witches go to buy their Halloween baskets?

A: The Basket Corner, of course!


The Halloween Gift Basket from The Basket Corner