Halloween Jokes That Will Rattle Your Bones
1. What do you get when a skeleton crosses paths with a python?
A: A rattle-snake!
2. What do you call a group of witches that live in the same haunted house?
3. What did the werewolf say when he accidently sat on some sandpaper?
A: Ruff! Ruff!
4. Why are vampires always found without friends?
A: Because they are pains in the neck!
5. Where do witches go to buy their Halloween baskets?
A: The Basket Corner, of course!